February 2012
27 posts
'I'm having sex right now, under the bar. She's on...
mynameeisella:
-new girl
Lets make this girl the most reblogged picture on...
Gay joke
My friend: Hey Kayla, how do you confuse a homosexual?
Me: No idea.
My friend: Seven.
Me: What? I don't get it.
My friend:
Me:
My friend:
Me:
My friend:
Me:
My friend:
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHA
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Friend: Why don’t you have a boyfriend? Me: Because I’m a hot pot of rice who don’t need no side dish.
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January 2012
51 posts
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
DOWN WITH OUR FANDOMS: Ultimate Jori fanfiction... →
emilyxrose92:
If you love Jori fandom but kinda cringe at the idea of going through all the fanfiction pages and awkward stories, don’t worry, I did it for you so be grateful.
These are all different genres; Romance, Friendship, Drama, Tragedy, Fluff, Smut etc. So there should be something…
Watchdownwithourfandoms:
thedevilchildeatschefboyardee:
Watch. This. Now.
:”’) the nostalgia.
